gilbertbielschmidt:

i was joking but then i checked and i—-


thesassywalrus:

This needs no words. It speaks for itself.


koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT


alesusknowles:

Fashion! Put It All on Me ➝  Gemy Maalouf Bridal Wear s/s 2014


sodamnrelatable:

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

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bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.


lord-kitschener:

Dear Readers, the president of Poland.
With oranges. 

lord-kitschener:

Dear Readers, the president of Poland.

With oranges. 


the Scot Who Will Conquer Hollywood


thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line