At least I’ll never be the worst person I know.


justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 


- You all plan to die here tonight?
- No, Ser!


DrHannibal Lecter requests the pleasure of my company for dinner


alisseia:

 



mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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Reblog if you’re not American

idratherhavefreedom:

spooking-not-treating:

nuclearpiss:

I get a lot of people assuming I’m from America when they meet me on tumblr. I wanna see how many people here aren’t American!

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french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.


May 1st - Happy 27th birthday Emilia!