This needs no words. It speaks for itself.
When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies
Fashion! Put It All on Me ➝ Gemy Maalouf Bridal Wear s/s 2014
but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE
and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE
i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME
didn’t I MY DEAR
didn’t I my -
"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks
I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
Dear Readers, the president of Poland.
the Scot Who Will Conquer Hollywood
today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me
"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line
I will halp, I will do ur paper. Aww u cute human, u did 16th right. Let me do 17th! I will take a nap and I will figure it out. SO DONE WITH THAT PAST PAPER SHIT.